| 1. | anal juice | ||
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The excretion of poo juice, usually when one has diarrhea. Ray sprayed his anal juice all over Dave's muscley chest.
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| 2. | fecal matter excretion unit | ||
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A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole. I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.
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| 3. | Barron Trump | ||
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A barron trump is a gaseous anal excretion that makes sound, but bares no scent. "That gaseous anal exrection was a barron trump"
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| 4. | Anal Berries | ||
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The small pieces of undigested food that remains in feces after excretion. I just filled up your toilet with anal berries.
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| 5. | Anal Curd | ||
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Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion). Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste. Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it." Example 2: "I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them" |
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| 6. | Anal juice stamp | ||
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When an animal plops it's leaking anus down on your floor, desk, kitchen table, or other surface you wish it hadn't (pretty much every surface) and leaves a slimy excretion from it's anal glands. My cat pulled a Chester Cheetah style prank on me as it sat, stepped, and repeated all the way across my desk leaving an anal juice stamp at each "sit" interval.
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| 7. | Bumchunder | ||
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A Bumchunder is any anal excretion that looks remarkably like a type of food. Usually peanuts, sweetcorn, carrots etc However depite the aforementioned bumchunder looking like food, it is inadvisable to consume bumchunder, as this action may result in "Mouthpoo", or actual chunder if you prefer. It looked like sweetcorn glued together with chocolate, it was a total bumchunder!!
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