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1.
unidentifiable substance in your anus
you have some nasty anal cheese
by paddleball29 June 04, 2006
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2.
When someone eats mac and cheese before going to take a dump and your poop smells like the cheese.
Cuong: Mom, I don't want any mac and cheese.
His Mom: Why?
Cuong: I always get anal cheese .
by Dr.Shlong February 23, 2013
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3.
is a gay mans yeast infection.

I have crusty analcheese on my cock.
or
I got analcheese from that guy last week.
Analcheese is the stincky yellow discharge from a gay whores ass.

WARNING: do not attempt to spread on crackers
by Sam79 August 05, 2007
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