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A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003
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DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Girl: hey whats up?
Boy: MY ANACONDA DONT
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A reptile that doesn't want none unless you've got buns, hun.
See Anaconda by Nicki Minaj
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n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors.  The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.

Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.
Jane saw an Anaconda in the reptile house at the zoo.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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A fucking huge snake.

Or a crappy JLo movie.
by snakes are scawy August 16, 2004
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1)A really, really big snake.
2)A large penis.
3)A long turd.
4)A movie about a reall, really big snake.
1)Jim was eaten alive by an anaconda.
2)Sir Mix Alot called his penis 'anaconda' in the song Baby Got Back.
3)"Dude, you forgot to flush. Your anaconda is fucking scary."
4)Anaconda is another crappy Jlo movie.
by Ichy November 12, 2005
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Slang word made by Sir Mix A Lot which refers to a mans dick.
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
by Mrs. Bloom July 14, 2004
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