| 1. | monkey roll | ||
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A maneuver where an inebriated person who has fallen attempts to spring to their feet in the same movement, with outrageous results. Dave ate it in the yard, then tried to monkey roll. He hit the tree.
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| 2. | grey juice | ||
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The way a slightly inebriated person would pronounce grey goose vodka(an alcoholic beverage enjoyed by many people at social gatherings). Uninebriated person: Hows your grey goose John?
Inebriated person: Well Roger, my grey juice doesn't taste great, but it gets me quite inebriated rather quickly. |
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| 3. | triple axel | ||
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When an inebriated person falls down awkwardly. Often said at a party or any social event so as to ridicule the subect. Patricia was drunk and fell flat on her bum knocking shit down as she went.
"Triple axel!" Sandra cried. Everyone laughed. |
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| 4. | Pissed minnda | ||
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(n.) (Australian slang) /pist min duh/ A drunk individual; an inebriated person.
In other words, a shit-faced dickhead. 'Get off the road, you bloody pissed minnda!'
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| 5. | Drunkenstein | ||
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State of alcohol intoxication where a person has been completely obliterated with an amount of alcohol that is extremely above his/her tolerance level. Exceedingly bad decision-making skills are prevalent, periods of functioning black-outs ensue, appearance includes but not limited to: pasty skin tone (due to severe dehydration), glazed over half-opened eyes, a swaying gait, standing is difficult and falling is pretty much guaranteed, disheveled hair (rats nest for females)… unfortunately this person thinks & acts like their overall appearance is way hotter than reality. Basically makes a complete ass out of him or herself… extreme moron activities are a given. A drunkenstein will bulldoze blindly over anything and everyone in their path without acknowledgment (basically like Frankenstein would). Attitude & activities of a drunkenstein will often push people around them to the point where they want to kick the drunkenstein's ass.
Examples of activities while in this state: drinking and dialing / texting your friends or flavor(s) and leaving overly loving or rude and nasty, slurred, unintelligible messages ("I love you more than you know" or "hey cock-sucking whore"). A drunkenstein, will fight with friends or strangers… pushing buttons to start a fight (for no explainable reason?). Tackle and wreste people down or destroy others personal property. Smack people in the genitals and think it's funny. Expose nipples, cooch or cock to anyone - thinking they actually want to and should see it. Tongue kiss with same-sex friend (and are not gay/lesbian). Dance with him/herself in a mirror and think they're dancing with an actual partner. Take off on a drunk-run, not sure where to, but just run for miles (Forest Gump?). Pee their pants (in public). OR pee on partner and say they're marking their territory. Pee on furniture thinking it’s the toilet and then actually try to find the flusher. A drunkenstein would crawl in to bed with friends' significant other or mom/dad and spoon/snuggle them. Dine & dash (unknowingly?) or run from taxicabs after not paying. Face-plant falls - stitches required… any type of fall (gait issues). Beer goggle with EXTREMELY regrettable hook ups.
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| 6. | P.O.V. | ||
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literal - Pass Out Victim, Someone who passes out due to intoxication of any kind, normally alcohol. "Andrew is now a P.O.V. on the floor."
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| 7. | clumpeled | ||
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Wrinkled clumps of items such as laundry. A combination of lump and wrinkled.
Can also be referred to an inebriated state of a person on the floor. After weeks of throwing her laundry on the floor, they had become a clumpeled mess.
After 20 shots of tequila, Gidoen was a clumpeled mess on the floor. |
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