Apparently, the phrase "Average Joe" only works for any white male living in a two story house with a white fence around it. Sorry, darkies.
"Look, there's an Average Joe!"
|2.||Having an Average Weekend|
Name of the rock-based instrumental tune that opened and closed the syndicated Canadian TV show, THE KIDS IN THE HALL (1990s).
The song was performed by a rock trio called "Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet," which name is, unfortunately, one character too long to fit the 30-character limit for tags. The band (1984-1991) was based in Toronto and one of its members was/is friends with one of the Kids in the Hall. Shadowy Men had a successful career in its relatively brief life and has a reputation as both innovative and influential, in that it fused Punk with Surf styles. The group's bassist, Reid Diamond, died of cancer in 1991.
See also UrbanDictionary listing: Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet.
"Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet" is an unusual name, even for an indie band."
"A lot of their tunes have quirky names, too: consider "Having an Average Weekend," which The Kids In The Hall used as the intro / outro music for their show."
"TMI! Unless I can win a bar bet with it."
|3.||average atomic mass|
Suppose you had a box of marbles that contain 2 sizes of marbles. If 25% of the marbles have the massses of 2.00g each and 75% have the masses of 3.00g each then the average atomic mass would look like this.
(25 marbles x 2.00g = 50g)+(75 marbles x 3.00g = 225g) = 275g / 100 = (an average atomic mass of) 2.75g.
An averagely attractive member of the opposite sex.
Look at her, she's just an average basher.
|5.||Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS)|
When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "
Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?
As an adjective it describes something that is in no way superior or inferior to the rest of it's kind.
When describing something as average we often mean it performed it's purpose but with no perks.
As a noun an average is a statisical measurement. In short, an average is the most common thing in a group. In a group of animals for instance, the most common animal might be birds.
The Handbag was average, since it served only it's purpose.
The average number of people in wembley stadium during a match is 75,000
The average penis is anywhere from 5-6.5 inches in length and 4.5-5 inches in girth (around, circumference) when erect. Flaccid length varies, so any measurements of a flaccid penis doesn't really reveal any information.
Friend 1: I am sad because my penis is only 5 inches long!
Friend 2: Man, don't worry, nerves in women usually only go about three inches past the vaginal opening, there's a reason most men are 5-6 inches long- any more is practically a waste of space! It's fine, you have an average penis.
Friend 1: Yay! Also, I'm only 3 inches around!
Friend 2: Well, that just sucks.