| 1. | fondita fart | ||
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A greasy mexican fart, typically occurs after eating mexican food. Often smells like refried beans. OMG Julie, did you just rip a fart....no Amy, it was a fondita fart - must have been from my lunch.
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| 2. | Family fart war | ||
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While hanging out with your family, you and at least one family member fire fart cannons to each other. While Amy and her parents were watching Dog the bounty hunter, her father busted ass, Amy politely returned fire. Resulting in a Family fart war.
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| 3. | my immortal | ||
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1. a song by evanescence (a modern-ish proto-goth pop band fronted by Amy Lee)
2. A satirical masterpiece, combining all the most undesirable aspects of most fanfics. Some of these include; constant horrific grammatical/spelling errors, rape of cannon of a popular movie (harry potter in this case), forgetting setting/character's names to a confusing degree, forced blending of personal interest, promotion of one poseur clique over another (goths), and Pre-teen virgin sexual fantasies. Fictional author tara gilesbe (often misspelled), invents cliched characters who seem to have the exact same personality, and similar appearence. she also awkwardly blends fictional characters with her real life friends reflecting their relationships. My immortal is one of the best songs ever written. It reflects how my soul felt after my last breakup
Tara: Lolz!! prepz be wear!! my immortal fart two cums ut dis weak!!! goffs rule |
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| 4. | Alcofart | ||
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The first fart released the morning after a night out of drinking. Usually the stinkiest damn fart you will ever smell! Ben: What's that smell?
Amy: Sorry I just did an alcofart |
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| 5. | Dutch Snuggin' | ||
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The horrendous, noxious odor that ensues after one lets out a fart while wearing a Snuggie (or any similar one-person blanket with sleeves). While curled up on the couch and wrapping up in her Snuggie following a satisfying meal of beanie weenies, Amy's farts ballooned into a massive Dutch Snuggin'.
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| 6. | Quinch | ||
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Quinch, or Quinching, is when a female is about to Quiff (fart out of her vagina) but pinches it, or stops it, from coming out by contracting her vaginal cavity with such intense force an actual diamond could be made by sticking a piece of coal into it mid quinch. Also usually met with an intense or ridiculous facial expression Shawn: DIANE! Did you see Amy's face?! She def just quinched.
Diane: What the christ is quinch? Shawn: You knowwwww...when you fart out of your vagina and the you stop it from coming out...? Diane: Fuck you |
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| 7. | fart | ||
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this seriously amazing hot smelly air that comes out of your ass when you eat something funky. i love farts. they rock. whats that seriously cool smell?
oh.. thats my fart. ;) |
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