This awesome band that contains the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen on the planet. They write folk music... or something.
Person 1: I saw this band the other day playing folk music. Or something. I can't remember the name of the band though.
Person 2:Were they the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen you've ever seen on the planet?
Person 1: Why, yes, they were, do you know them?
Person 2: Yeah it's the Amusement Co.
The involuntary facial reaction produced by payer of bill upon observation of bill at time of payment at a restaurant or bar.
This is discernible due to sudden albeit momentary change of facial reaction that is often masked by bill payer's efforts to divert attention by loud speech, reference to other events, reassurance that bill amount is far less than expected,etc.
This reaction may be excessive due to unexpected amount or ever so slight even if the said amount was presumed. This reaction is only involuntary and genuine on the face of actual payer at the time of bill payment and will occur with certainty upon bill payer's face 97% of the time regardless of financial status.
As Mark and his closest friends rounded off the evening laughingly, hardly anyone was the wiser as Mark suavely opened up the check folder and experienced momentary billface.
One of Mark's friends Dave did mention to another mutual friend Lisa:
"Hey great evening we should do this more often, next time it will be my treat (secretly thinking heck no) but I'm glad Mark is treating us today ..here comes the check..watch for it ..watch for it... BILLFACE!" as he & Lisa quietly snickered in the corner.
Mark quickly paid the bill and began to mention how he will have so many stories to tell his co-workers tomorrow (trying hard to disguise his bill-face effect).
A strange man who utters nonsensical statements to the bewilderment and extreme amusement of his co-workers.
As Rich and I walked by, Attur stopped us and asked, "You like the building?".
A juxstapostion, whether internal (joke includes elements co-existing in an unlikely way) or external (subject or structure of joke creates tension between joke and common reality of listener) intended to arouse amusement.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot-dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
Headley down is an area close to Bordon yet vastly different and often muddled. It contains the Heatherlands estate, on which lives what most of the English population calls Chavs. This term is one the Headley Downers find highly amusing, and given its bias definition, largly untrue.
The One Stop is the focal point of the estate, a place to meet, chat and hang out- even in the rain. From its frontage, Young lads with nothing better to do will Intimidate passers by to great amusement.
This is not, as many believe due to their thuggish behaviour- but simply a lack of anything more exciting to do.
Headley down chavs are vastly superiour to those from Bordon. This can be seen by their taste for expensive bling (the bordon lot wear costume jewellery), Their ability to co-ordinate (no red heels and pink tracksuits HERE thanks) and their habit of winning fights instead of losing...
"Headley downers born and bred, Thick in the arm and strong in the head" (altered slightly)
Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.
"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."
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Jay Styles Entertainment is an R&B band started by Jay Styles, also known as Tanvir 'Jay Styles' Shagar. Currently, Jay Styles Entertainment, or Jay Styles Ent., has 17 demos which they have released from New York City. Jay Styles (Tanvir) has recently dropped all old members of Jay Styles and renewed the group with only 4 members, whereas before he had 36. The "New and improved" Jay Styles Ent. is currently working on their first demo CD, predicted to hit the streets of Brooklyn and Manhattan in late 2007. Find more information and download their music from the official website of Jay Styles Ent. at http://www.JayStylesEnt.co.nrmore...
Tanvir 'Jay Styles' Shagar Jay Styles is the founder of Jay Styles Ent. and is the groups only producer. Jay Styles discovered his passion when he was eight years old, the same year he released his first demo with the help of Roger Steinbeck. Although he was skilled, at eight years old his parents were hesitant of his hobbies. At high school, Jay Styles rediscovered his talent. In two short months, this aspiring artist put together a very talented group containing 36 artists, both singers and rappers. Jay Styles, for unknown reasons, dismissed all 36 members of Jay Styles Ent., and soon re-newed his group with only 4 members (including himself) in hopes of perfection. Currently, Jay Styles is working with the rest of his group in order to put together new demo's to release. With an outstanding reputation in the entire industry of ...