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8.
Where its at. Where I thrive to be. Truley the happiest looking place in the world. sex,drugs,and rock n' roll all thriving and legal.
Fuck. I need to go back to amsterdam, america sucks.
by chaabangg June 24, 2005
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9.
The last place on earth where things make sense.
Guy 1: Want to meet me at the cafe to get some studying done?

Guy 2: Sounds like a plan, just let me dip into the brothel real quick, I'll meet you in like 20 minutes.

Guy 1: Long live Amsterdam.
by themeista July 10, 2008
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10.
The greatest place in the world where everyone chill and happy. if you are an angry american you don't belong there
I love amsterdam. weed is legal and so is prostitution. its the happiest place in the world
by happiness fairy September 14, 2008
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11.
The birth place of triple X. Contrary to popular believe, XXX by definition has nothing to do with anything extreme and/or pornographic.

The crosses make up the center of the crest of the city of Amsterdam, a crest that dates back to the late 1200s. They are Saint Andrew crosses (Amsterdam was mainly Catholic back then), and they protect the city against floods (water), fire and disease (the plague). In the Middle Ages, those were the biggest dangers in any city.

The three crosses can been seen throughout the city - on anti-parking poles lining the streets, on churches, on bridges, etc. Arguably, the abundance of triple X in a city infamous for its Red Light District, has led to a warped meaning of an essentially noble symbol.

crest, extreme, Amsterdam, pornographic, water
by Thorgal December 17, 2007
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12.
Heaven
Pothead 1: I want to die and go to heaven.

Pothead 2: You mean Amsterdam?

Pothead 1: Duhhhhh! What else would it be?
by mativapia January 04, 2011
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13.
A city where my boyfriend goes to for his holidays, the reason for his re occuring visits is because weed is legal there.
"Black crack alley mate, there's all prostitutes in the windows!"
by Nicola April 16, 2004
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14.
1. Beautiful city, with amazing architecture, lovable citizens, and an amazing red light district.
2.The asshole of NY filled with ghettos, and drugs.
1.The people at Amsterdam are really nice!
2.Person1: did you just come back from Amsterdam?
Person 2: how was it?
Person1: I have a bullet in my leg, an addiction to heroin, and The smog gave me cancer.
by Markus316 May 12, 2008
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