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6. ams
the awesome way to say the word are, or am.
Yuo ams teh winnar!!
by sj0r Apr 27, 2003 add a video
1. AMS
acronym for Allocated Mating Source
many people wish Carmen Electra was their AMS
by Volak Apr 28, 2004 add a video
2. ams
All Month Syndrome (AMS), similar to Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) refers to a wide range of physical or emotional symptoms that typically occur about 5 to 11 days before a woman starts her monthly menstrual cycle.

The only difference is the wide range of physical and/or emotional symptoms occur all month; and has scientifically doesn't have anything to do with the menstrual cycle.
Joe: 'Why is she acting like such a bitch?'

John: 'She must be suffering from AMS'
3. Ams
Someone with initials that actually sound like something: KLAP, KAM, SAC, etc.

Also known as an Amsyy.
Person 1: I wish I was an Ams, like you.
Person 2: I don't, my initials spell ASS!
4. AMS
Angry Midget Syndrome
A phenomenon describing a short person who is prone to random angry outbursts.
"That Tito kid definitely has AMS."
5. AMS
An auto motor sports shop that have parts, tune, and race cars that ranges from evo's, subbies, nissan's, srt4's, and 1st and 2nd gen dsm's. Placed records in the quarter miles including time attacks and is one of the most well known shops for evo's.
I went to AMS to have my turbo kit installed and tuned, hopin to run mid 10's if not high 10's with my daily driver.
7. AMS
Ask My Supervisor: a condition that afflicts most hourly workers, especially at fast food restaurants, where the employee cannot make a decision - no matter how simple - outside of their normal duties without "asking my supervisor".
Customer: Can I substitute onion rings for fries and still pay the combo price?

Fast food drone: *blank stare* I dunno, I will have to ask my supervisor.

Customer #2: She got a bad case of AMS.
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