Scientific term for the widely disseminated belief - prevalent both inside & outside Greater Punjab - that us Punjabi men have extra-small penises, which are both the size & tapering shape of baby carrots. In effect, the polar opposite of the 'Dravidian Penis Stereotype', which attributes extra-large penis size to Dalit-Dravidian men.

The anatomical peculiarity of the 'Punjabi Prawndick' is variously attributed to our Nordic-Iranian descent, our oversized obese bodies, or our love of alcohol. As a corollary, it is also generally believed that the wedge-like 'Punjabi Baby Carrot' is the root cause for the popularity of anal copulation or 'Punjabi Sex' across Pentapotamia. It is also universally held to be the primary reason our Punjabans prefer Afro-Dravidian & Negro-Caribbean men.

This stereotype is based on several clinical measurements & ethnographic studies, which consistently prove th...