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the amount of fucks i give 

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect 

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves
John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

an undetermined amount of time 

Approximately 12:00 pm to 3:00 pm
Hey man, you wanna go to an arcade for an undetermined amount of time?

A spamful amount of money 

Lots of money, usually at least millions. If you were to spam an "x" for each pictocent you have on a document, that spamful document would have that the word count would explode!!!
I won a spamful amount of money at the lottery today!!! $$$

slight amount of trolling

An incident in where someone has pulled a bit of pranking onto someone else. The main instances in which this would happen, is after someone has done something funny uponst someone else, you have the ability to communicate verbally your opinion on a joke.
Person 1: "Hey I just saw Joe walking by."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "Joe."
Person 2: "Who asked, dumbass. You're fucking retarded."
Person 3: "Damn, he really managed to do a slight amount of trolling."