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Never heard of an Amish Jew before? It's because they don't exist. Roundabout way for passive people to type I miss you!
Passive: Amish Jew!
Aggressive: Wtf I'm not an Amish Jew
Passive: Nvm
by amish jew June 22, 2013

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A person, generally a man, who dislikes both technology and spending money.
My dad is an amish jew, he won't let me have a playstation because it is expesive and is modern.
by amish jew March 17, 2008

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