| 1. | Amherst College | ||
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The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks. Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst. Girl: Take me. Take me now. Boy: Don't want no STDs. Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere. |
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| 2. | amherst college | ||
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Number Two, and bitter about it. See shit for more information. "Like all of my classmates, I go to Amherst College because I didn't get in to Williams College."
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