The sneeze that tickles but never comes, according to "The Meaning of Liff". So called because at this North London station the rails rattle but the train never comes.
"Ah...! Ah...! Oh it's gone"
Nice town in Buckinghamshire on the Underground Metropolitan line. Now taken over by in-breeders and Chavs.
"My family and I were having a lovely picnic in Amersham the other day. Then I was beaten up, stabbed and robbed for 50p by a group of children with facial deformities!"