The man who has ruined our country of the United States of America. He has ruined our country. Waged illegal wars, allowed (and aided and participated in) the death of 4,000 americans, including men, women, children, and americas finest (NYPD/NYFD) in one day. May they all rest in peace. then went on to send thousands of americas bravest, the soldiers of the USMC, ROTC, Navy and Army, to their death. Thanks for everything you heartless asshole. ROT IN HELL.
George Bush is to stupidity as Water is to H2O
|2.||Mark David Chapman|
The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.
Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Known to roam Eastern Europe and the Americas. A natural born killer who can't be stopped once he has caught the scent of his prey. Easily identified by soulless eyes and a devastatingly obvious lack of emotion. Be vary cautious if contact is unavoidable.
That boy is a tarquini...it's best you stay away.
An ethnicity (not a race) that is equivalent to "Asian American" or "Latino/Hispanic American" and is used to designate the population descended from enslaved Africans in the US (and sometimes the Americas in general). It is not synonymous or interchangeable with "black" which is a racial category and may include African Americans (formerly Afro-Americans or American Negroes), Afro-Caribbean people, Afro-Latino people, or any other group that may be racially defined as black. The choice to identify as African American has nothing to do with nationality or race, but with a unique cultural heritage that developed in the US. Therefore, the critique that African Americans are not "African" because they were not born in Africa is irrelevant and as nonsensical as saying that a 10th generation Asian American is not Asian because they weren't born there- the titles are meant to recognize recent origins, current cultural practices, and identities that are distinct from mainstream white American culture (although its forms are often appropriated by mainstream white American culture).
White person who's terrified of difference and of really thinking about history because it means she has to acknowledge that her ancestors were pricks: "You're no more African than I am European."
African American: "That's true but the implications of someone looking at us and guessing that my ancestors were African and that yours were European are pretty freakin different, asshole. Read a history book and maybe you'll figure out why."
Comfort Zone Basics:more...
1. Don't ask because you don't want to know
2. Heaven's gate
3. Hell's asshole
4. Be careful what you say & who you say it to; the CIA (Comfort Zone Intelligence Agency) does exist
5. 68% of the patrons are always more fucked up then you!
6. The CZ Virus is real, exists only in the Zone and is only curable by not going to the zone for 4 consecutive wks.
7. Half of Americas Most Wanted can be found at the comfort Zone
8. If the Zone were to shut down the crime rate in the city would increase by 32%
9. If you decide to play the "do I stay or do I go" game you will lose!
10. Trust me you'll be back. Everyone comes back
11. Many people will remember you but you will remember none. Fake it.
12. Yes she is 16
13. Bartering, negotiating and haggling are common practice.
14. If she looks like a stripper she is. If she's not a stripper she's a man.
15. If she's a man warn friends.
16. If your a guy over 150 lbs your shirt will eventually come off for a pose down to show your muscles are bigger than some other juice pigs.
17. Do not try to distinguish between fear & pleasure at the zone. There is no distinction.
18. No, I don't have any money you can borrow.
19. For every problem there is a chemical solution.
20. Enjoy your time here you're famous... everyone is.
21. No really, I don't have any money you can borrow.
22. The 3 degrees of separation theory applies.
23. Everyone's not staring at you...unless you think they are.
Canada's History is often analogous with 'anal sex' due to Canada being the largest producer of natural uranium in the world. As we all know, uranium originated in Uranus, the planet, and was passed down to the Americas (considering North America speaks for the planet Earth) through space capsules that carry minerals like pigeons carry babies to expecting mothers. As we know, Uranus often reminds us of 'anal sex', and by extension, so does Canada, the asshole of the universe. Stephen Colbert approves this message on his February 4, 2010 episode.
Susie: You took it up my back alley yesterday, why would you want more?
Pepe: What can I say? I can't get enough of Canada's History.