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You will need a white chick for this one. Stradle over her shoulders while she is lying down. Punch her in the right eye. While her eye is swelling and turning blue, start slapping her in the face, alternating from left to right cheek while beating off with the other hand. Once her face is red and eye is puffy and blue, blow ropes of ball snot across her face like the white stripes on old glory. Step back and salute while humming "Oh Beutiful" for a patriotic effect.
If you find a communist anti-American bitch who speaks bad about the USA, take her home and make her face look like the American Flag! Its fun and easy!
Might adjust her attitute too.
by RotnFk February 03, 2010
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sumthin Bush made in to a crappy symbol for all the world to hate... Thanks Bush, u ruined patriotism, u little faggot.
All of the UN hates us and Bush
by Steve February 06, 2004
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A highly combustible rectangular piece of material used throughout the world in place of fireworks.
The burning of this kindling material when performed in crowds usually causes great joy and elation to the people who see the occurance, who generally begin dancing and laughing with delight when viewing this activity.
There is only one place in the world where this activity is frowned on (The U.S.A) however most of the citizens of this particular location do not recognise the rest of the world as valid independent nations.
Dave turned on the TV to watch the 9 O'Clock news.
There was some kind of celebration taking place in the Middle East with lots of dancing, laughter and American Flag burning.
by ShamC October 09, 2007
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when u say the pledge every morning, u r saying that a piece of cloth is more important than u. i say, THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Piece of Shit: Look a missile coming right towards us! I'm going to grab the American Flag and run, while i leave this poor defensless infant to die because inanimate objects are more important than people.
Me: you hopeless little Piece of Shit!*Nails him to the ground, grabs the baby, and runs*
by zack423 September 30, 2006
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The American Flag is just another one of the perverse terms for a crude sexual act in the same family as the "dirty sanchez". Ther American Flag starts off with a male recieving oral sex from a female. When the male is on the brink of his climax, he must first punch the woman in the eye (creating a blue like coloring), punch her in the nose (creating red from the blood), and finally shooting his semen onto the other eye, thus creating Red, White, and Blue.
The other day when my girl was giving me head, I totally American Flaged her when she was least expecting it! sadly, she dumped me shortly afterward.
by Darius M. July 12, 2006
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Your middle finger up and your other fingers down makes an American Flag.
This one asshole cut me off at a stop sign and i gave them a good old patriotic American Flag.
by John OHH YEAH January 15, 2009
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When a girl is giving you head, you punch her right in the nose. From the blow she starts seeing stars, and her nose bleeds. You then cum right on her face. There'll be a blue bruise on her face, red and white stripes, and she'll be seeing stars.
Some dude at the party ruined the 4th of July orgy by giving some chick an American Flag right on the couch.
by AndrePaul September 01, 2008
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