b) When a man can be a man, a women can be a women, and a man can be a women with a fake vagina.
c) Fast food, lots of sex, tattoos, buying food stamps off homeless people for 50 bucks, and SNAKES ON A PLANE.
d) Being able to pay a hooker in McBucks.
e) When it is okay to masturbate to "A Christmas Story".
f) All of the above, plus Santa Claus.
Man 2: If you have a fake vagina please don't tell me!!!
Man2 shoots Man1, takes his money, fucks his wife, and buys a pizza.