Circus Assistant(Oswald): Look boss, there's a store! I think it's called American Apparel.
Non hipster - "Yeah it's the 401 shirt, organic too!"
Hispter - "Wow, American Apparel, that shit is weak, last week!" "Now lets go drink some fermented semen....
But then, it wouldn't be ethical, would it?
American Apparel is now mainstream, and believe you me, you were never the 'one who totally started this whole fad'. Middle school kids now wear it to think they're the shit. Don't be fooled, they're not in it for the fact it's ethically made in the Us where people are being paid fair wages, decent hours or health benefits. They just like 'cause it looks pretty.
Girl: Fuck, this is two pieces of fabric surged together with a hole in the top, for thirty-three-fucking-dollars
Guy: At least it wasn't made my bleeding children's hands?
11 year old: Isn't my new American Apparel hoodie deck? LOL, I totally picked that up from some weird guy off the street!
12 year old girl: Are you sure he wasn't like... homeless or something. My daddy told me not to leave the house without pepper spray and my chastity belt...