Lawrence: Is that the sport where men of questionable sexuality covered in plastic jump on top of each other.
Nathan: Yeah, apparently they throw a 'ball' around as some sort of cover for the whole thing.
Guy 2:... It's called football because the ball measures a foot genius.....
Guy 1: point taken
Bill: Why do we have no tennis balls for the tennis team, soccerballs for the soccer team, or any baseballs for the baseball team.
Rob:Oh well you see, we needed heated cup holders for our charter bus, that way we are ready to go play a game that could possible kill us, and that wont even get us a scholarship
Fact: fags play football
American Football: for faggots, fatasses, and ugly fucks who generally lack even the remotest bits of athleticism.
One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.
The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."