seeing as a burrito consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. which is slightly like a sub from Quiznos or subway, just not Mexican and has different fillings inside.
guy 2: "sure, i love subway."
Beans --> Mashed Potatoes
Beef --> Leftover Turkey
Hot Sauce --> Cranberry Sauce
Rice --> Lettuce
Lettuce --> Carrots
Person 2: Quiet dbag, there's nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!
Person 1: Yeah, you're right... I'm such a Sheeple...
Mexican Named George: "It's not my fault you don't know how to order from Taco Bell or how to make your own American Burrito. I like to eat a Burrito every once in a while but I eat it like it's a foreign food because they don't make fake Mexican food in my hometown.