Top Definition
The spout of water that comes up from the toilet and hits your ass when a turd plops into the water.
"I was just in taking a dump, and I had a pretty good american bidet from that gigantic poop."
by m0m0 July 29, 2004
The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.
Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.
by Mjku December 22, 2014
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.