An internet service provider that is the equivalent of aids for a computer
also goes by AOL
My pc has america online and i cant get rid of it
by shit_fuck March 26, 2007
The slowest thing in the history of computers & the internet.
Guy 1: "OMG, America Online is so frickin' slow today!"

Guy 2: "Hasn't it always been that slow?"

Guy 1: "Oh yea. OMG, America Online has always been this frickin' slow!"
by crazyjoe30 June 16, 2010
A large internet service provider (ISP) that provides great services for people of all ages.
America Online (AOL) is the greatest ISP of all.
by AOLfan June 22, 2009
a cool ass mother fucking isp that is easy to hack and has a lot of fucking features. ie you can go in chatrooms and talk shit but you can get a TOS if you dont have a TOS remover application that you can download from That site is the shit for AOL progz. The employees are a bunch of dumbasses that will give out passwords and shit, they are so god damn gullible its unbelieveable. the anti virus sucks big time dick but fuck you! your supposed to have your own anti virus proggie anyways. there are cool message boars that you can flame on that are like so fucking awesome. the connection is still slower than fucking mollases unless you have a cable modem, which you are pretty lame anyways if you dont have one these days. the only thing is i am getting sick and fucking tired of getting sand niggers everytime i call aol, cant i get an american once! JUST ONE FUCKING TIME!! Shit thats all i fucking need is an american, it is hard to send a virus or some other mother fucker because the built in virus proggie usually detects it even though it is a piece of horse shit! If your a n00b to aol there is so many fucking things to discover on aol its incredible. well im gonna wrap it up. so any aol h8rs out there go fuck yourself you fags
Damn dog AOL is so easy to hack no wonder its #1
by l33th4x0r February 18, 2005

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