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a cool ass mother fucking isp that is easy to hack and has a lot of fucking features. ie you can go in chatrooms and talk shit but you can get a TOS if you dont have a TOS remover application that you can download from www.lenshell.com. That site is the shit for AOL progz. The employees are a bunch of dumbasses that will give out passwords and shit, they are so god damn gullible its unbelieveable. the anti virus sucks big time dick but fuck you! your supposed to have your own anti virus proggie anyways. there are cool message boars that you can flame on that are like so fucking awesome. the connection is still slower than fucking mollases unless you have a cable modem, which you are pretty lame anyways if you dont have one these days. the only thing is i am getting sick and fucking tired of getting sand niggers everytime i call aol, cant i get an american once! JUST ONE FUCKING TIME!! Shit thats all i fucking need is an american, it is hard to send a virus or some other mother fucker because the built in virus proggie usually detects it even though it is a piece of horse shit! If your a n00b to aol there is so many fucking things to discover on aol its incredible. well im gonna wrap it up. so any aol h8rs out there go fuck yourself you fags
Damn dog AOL is so easy to hack no wonder its #1
by l33th4x0r February 18, 2005
 
1.
A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).
I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!
by DragonlordALS July 18, 2004
 
2.
Slowest Internet access EVER!
AOL- Slow As Hell
by RatchetBoo October 08, 2003
 
3.
1. A term meaning the internet society using the original online program, AOL.

2. A crappy internet software everyone appears to hate that continues to suck.
"What the fuck is America Online? Some sort of telegraphic pole?"
by Chris May 16, 2004
 
4.
(n);Also known as AOL,Satan,Devil,Evil,666,Spyware, Lag. Also see Bill Gates.

Optimize your internet experience
by smashing your monitor with a sledge hammer.
by Unchain November 01, 2004
 
5.
The spawn of satan. It is said that it was created in the searing depths of of hell by nazis and an old european guy who never wears pants.
Boycott america online, lest thee be shot and buried in ye olde ditch.
by cerealtitties January 11, 2006
 
6.
An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.
OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!
by zip April 24, 2005
 
7.
America Online is a Program that allows you to go online, BUT, their high ass prices and slow ass internet access suck!
AOL made my computer crash!!!
by Rockerone April 17, 2004