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Ambijerkstrous 

The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently.
I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learned to be ambijerkstrous.

ambijerktrous

The ability to browse internet pornography while retaining the capability to masturbate and control the mouse or touch screen with orgasmical ambidextrous control.
When surfing porn...sometimes I use my right hand because I want to be held by someone familiar and sometimes I use my left hand because I want to feel like a used whore. Thank "a masturbating is not a sin" God that I'm ambijerktrous with my mouse/masturbation control!
ambijerktrous by Lucky02909 December 17, 2016

Ambijerkxtrous 

When you write with one hand but jerk off with the opposite
"Yo I'm ambijerkxtrous. I write with right hand, but jerk off with my left"
Ambijerkxtrous by Sbuckwhite October 7, 2020

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026