A man who sprinkles pop culture across America by providing amazing t-shirts inspired by movies and television. KaptainMyke is a film fanatic at heart. Believe it or not: Someone born in 1995 often doesn't know what the "flux capacitor" is. More importantly, who the "Wyld Stallyns" will be. Three in fifty teens know what the "96er" is.
KaptainMyke demands justice! There should be a mandatory elective in every American high school entitled "Pop Culture". He should teach it, too. Of course this is impossible when one lacks a "teaching degree". Besides, the class would be too confused why there is three Deloreans in 1955 Hill Valley.
What is the alternate 1985 path for KaptainMyke? Why not apply this love of American film culture with the admiration he possesses for hollywood's most creative talents?
KaptainMyke sells amazing t-shirts for amazing people.
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A very laid-back styled store intended for ages 13-19. The pricing is a little steep but that is the whole beauty of it. I personally find it satisfying to walk around in a ripped pair of one hundred dollar jeans. Some may call it "materialistic" but I call it jealousy. At least we don't go walking around in our 30-inch wide pair of nylon pants and stare at the floor all day, or wear old navy 5 cent shirts.
Abercrombie is amazing
One of the big 4 brands for preppy clothes.
American Eagle: Nice, simple shirts that don't look lame but don't look like billboards. Nice prices.
Abercrombie: Ridiculously overpriced clothes that are way too small and ride too low. Totally conformist, out of style, and you're dumber then John McCain if you like them.
The stores are like, caves drowned in cologne.
Holister: Like abercrombie only a little cheaper... They're okay... Just don't get clothes that are too small, because that's a growing trend and it's stupid.
Also like a cave drowned in cologne. It's intresting to note that Abercrombie owns Holister, yet the ones in the mall still compete price-wise. It's ridiculous.
Aeropostal: The most affordable store. Has some nice clothes, and the best sales EVER. I'm not talking 20$ T's, more like 5-12$. Plus, they always have sales.
I like Aero best because it's not too popular and is the most affordable. Runner up would be american eagle.
Aeropostal is amazing.
1, Harlan, a creature said to be extinct- with the ability of clapping extremely loudly- is said to be the one of the most attractive beings who ever lived. Thus a term for "ladies man" for his abilities to make the object of his desire, at present time, to feel uncontrollably amazed, baffled and dazed.
2, A Harlan is said to have the capability of answering every question correctly and are said to know, and understand, the meaning of life. In fact many known associates of a Harlan believe he is the meaning of life in itself. A Harlan is known for their talent of musical instruments.
Harlans are said to be capable of inhabiting hearts of unsuspecting women in short periods of time, such as the legend of Raffy, a woman whose heart melted at the immensity of Harlan himself.
3, Harlan, a being known to avoid cocky hair styles of a pyramid fashion, and have gratuitous amounts of muscles and wisdom, therefore do not require tight shirts to show this feature off.
Harlan was able to conquer Raffy's heart in only four hours
that guy over there is a Harlan, he is buff, intelligent, amazing and drives the best car around town.
All you need is Harlan
The best most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's soo sweet, funny, cute and the beeessttt boyfriend in the world.<3 And he doesn't wear his pants or shirts two sizes to small, they fit just right. (;
Word used to express something completely amazing as an analogy to the famous mullet hairdo.
"wow, that shirts on sale!"
Wearer of only Ralph Lauren polo shirts, usualy worn inside with loafers and torn up jeans half down their trousers, with 3day old boxers on underneath
Always found drinking jugs of pims brought by daddy or mummy at the local Hunt Ball, or pints of Bitter with their pals in there local underage pub.
Listen to songs like 'Roxanne by Sting' or the Top Gun soundtrack.
Went to Public School paid for by daddy
1. 'Come on tabatha lets get bevved up at keyholes tonight and catch up with henry and marcus'
2. My daddy drives a jaguar
3. Rahh im a toff
4. drink up Richard, or ull have to pour the rest of that beer over your head
5. I love polo
6. 'hi vicki, its bella, mummys just brought me a gucci watch, how amazing am i'