Am so fucking hungry 

It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.

Shit! am so fucking hungry. I could eat a boot right now

Am so fucking hungry by the_man_comes_around March 12, 2011

I am so fucking bored 

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

I am so fucking bored by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011

I am so bored 

When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.

You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find

I am so bored by AgileToaster March 7, 2022

I am so gay for you right now 

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.

(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....

I am so gay for you right now by weeksfree February 9, 2010

I AM SO BORED 

You must be so bored to look this up

types in: I AM SO BORED
reads
Thinks to self: I AM SOOOO BORED ima watch youtube

I AM SO BORED by Snow/Ruby June 3, 2021

i am so smart smrt 

something someone says when they do something stupid but want to act cool.

Duggie: whats 10+10?

Isabelle: 20!! how do you not know that!

Duggie: i am so smart smrt!!

i am so smart smrt by Come at me bro!! Swagger December 27, 2011

I am so McGyver 

I can do anything.

I fixed the flat tire with a hot dog! I am so McGyver!

I am so McGyver by THE OLD FAZULE December 30, 2011