what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off
"I need help son!"
"i can't mother i am doing homework"
|2.||doing the most|
doing too much; doing more than enough
Carly: I am throwing my boyfriend a surprise birthday party! I am flying him and all of his friends to Vegas!
Tasha: Girl you are doing the most for that boy!
Bob: Have you heard that new song from Usher called doin the most?
Dora: Yeah, I love that song!
|3.||doing a faye|
Telling people more information than you orginally intended, usually of a sexual or prohibited nature, or your own personal secrets. doing a charlotte
Johnny: What did you do last night?
Hilary: First I had a bath, went on MSN and spoke to my friends. Then I masterbated. Crap! I wasn't supposed to say that!
Johnny: Omg, are you doing a faye?
Hilary: I guess I am.
|4.||I am dick|
When doing something that would fall under the terms of general douchebaggery, or other rambunctiousness, a person might use I am dick. Very similar to how someone would call themselves a dick jokingly, because that's exactly what it is. Commonly used online.
Origins are unclear, but are often thought to stem from a
anti-bullying Facebook post typo that was quickly spread across popular culture.
Note that I am dick and its variants are NOT used as insults.
You/He am dick - When joking about another person.
I/You wam dick - When you did something I am dickish in the past.
GUY 1: Hey man, can you come over and help my mom move tomorrow?
GUY 2: Sorry, I'll actually be busy lying on my couch doing nothing.
GUY 1: She's 85...
GUY 2: Yeah. I am dick.
BUDDY 1: We're out of marshmellows. Can you go grab some more?
BUDDY 2: What? Why?
BUDDY 1: I threw them in the fire as a sacrifice.
BUDDY 2: You am dick.
A very concerning condition in which the afflicted person tries in school. Symptoms include effort, caring, and staying up until 4 AM working on a spanish assignment worth less than .025% of a semester grade. Suggested cures are halo 2 and poker.
Mark: What's hood, bitch?
Avery: I stayed up until like 4 AM doing that friggin spanish, man.
Mark: I skeeted.
Jorge: Avery, you have Avery Syndrome. You need help.
a word that you use to say i am going to kick your ass
i am doing to sasperrela you after school
A "variation" of English entirely made up of slang and southern word shortenings. It is generally spoken in the "hood" (neighborhood) and has almost no defined syntactical structure. Also of note is the almost complete lack of conjugation of verbs ("I be", "she be", "thems be", etc) and the mixing of pronouns. When spoken in any educated circles, its usage usually screams "I am illiterate."
Jive/Ebonics: "Sheeeeiit, foo, I'z be doin' dat shit an' shorty be axin me fo' sum' scrilla."
English: Shit, friend, I am doing that stuff, and my girlfriend is asking me for some money.