what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off

doing too much; doing more than enough

Telling people more information than you orginally intended, usually of a sexual or prohibited nature, or your own personal secrets. doing a charlotte

When doing something that would fall under the terms of general douchebaggery, or other rambunctiousness, a person might use I am dick. Very similar to how someone would call themselves a dick jokingly, because that's exactly what it is. Commonly used online.

Origins are unclear, but are often thought to stem from a

anti-bullying Facebook post typo that was quickly spread across popular culture.

Note that I am dick and its variants are NOT used as insults.

Also used:
You/He am dick - When joking about another person.
I/You wam dick - When you did something I am dickish in the past.

A very concerning condition in which the afflicted person tries in school. Symptoms include effort, caring, and staying up until 4 AM working on a spanish assignment worth less than .025% of a semester grade. Suggested cures are halo 2 and poker.

a word that you use to say i am going to kick your ass

A "variation" of English entirely made up of slang and southern word shortenings. It is generally spoken in the "hood" (neighborhood) and has almost no defined syntactical structure. Also of note is the almost complete lack of conjugation of verbs ("I be", "she be", "thems be", etc) and the mixing of pronouns. When spoken in any educated circles, its usage usually screams "I am illiterate."