A person who is both withdrawn away from society.This type of person tends to be extremely quiet and shy.Usually found in their natural habitats of apartment homes playing video games online.
Man, that guy is such an Alvin!
Quit being an Alvin.
You are mad Alvin in the face.
by nivraMnarT March 11, 2009
noun

the douchebag bully who has no life. he enjoys fucking squirells and milking his udder. he thinks he is kool when he really isnt. in his spare time, he spams people and masterbates.

adj

to act like a douchebag and overreact to a small thing
noun:
girl: WTF ALVIN GO FUCK UR SELF
alvin: I ALREADY DID!!! NOW GO AWAY WHILE I MILK MY SELF

adj:
omg stop being so alvin!
by baconsmellsindian November 04, 2011
Developing a quarter size blister on the head of your penis while performing dry anal sex on a farm animal with genital warts.
I had the worst alvin ever after I screwed that dirty ass goat.
by Randy Hurn December 09, 2006

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