Alto 

When you fucked up spelling, "a lot".

I love you ALTO...

Alto by Olivier Congress December 29, 2017

Altoid Eye Burn 

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

Alton Missouri by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

altoholic 

When used in reference to MMORPG's (Massive Multi-Player Online Role Playing Games), such as World of Warcraft or Everquest, refers to a person who creates many different characters, rather than just one or two. May also be used to refer to a player who creates characters on many different servers of the same game, where the experiences they see will often be different from each other.

Use of the word is intended to be comical in nature, a play on the word "alcoholic" and will often garner laughter from others if used correctly.

Often only used online, and usually only on chat forums.

"I have over twenty characters spread out over five servers! I'm such an altoholic!"

altoholic by Anonymouswowguys August 19, 2006

Altovise

Strong, emotional, can be cranky. Altovise is extremely neurotic. She is a perfectionist. Basically, she is the H.B.I.C.- The head bitch in charge. She is undeniably sexy, but she hides behind her work and her projects. She is an undercover beauty- a rose in a glass jar waiting to bust out.

That chick is so Altovise. I can't stand her but she is so fine it's hard to hate her!

Altovise by Daddy Dragg February 9, 2010

attopenis 

A penis smaller than a femtopenis. Thought to be the size of of putin's penis

Putin has a attopenis

attopenis by machinesmith January 13, 2023

national altoid day 

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.

hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

national altoid day by altoidenthusiast May 5, 2021