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altering the boy 

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

digital altering 

The act of wasting State of the art technology to touch up the voices of singers or even instruments in music. The process is fairly efficient usually unless the singer totally sucks, resulting in techy, unaturally smooth voices that emanate a strange, humming sound. if you pay attention, it sometimes becomes very obvious. It is usually noticeable in songs where the singers aren't drowned out by electric guitars. It is not as frowned upon as lip-synching, but some fans dislike it. It is choppier in live music because the Mic. is the only thing correcting the tone.
Hilary Duff is singing better than normal!

Don't get too exited, Nasa just took charge of digital altering her voice, that's all.

aftering 

When you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.
I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. Its getting out of hand dude.

But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.

Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.
aftering by Lollllaaaa November 5, 2015

Alterinam 

A really cool and pogger dude.
"Yo that dude is an Alterinam"
Alterinam by Alterinam February 27, 2021

Alterinamish 

A person who speaks Alterinamish, usually inhabitants or civilians of Alterinamiam. One of the hardest languages to learn.

First founded by Alterinam in 2020, around July.
Alterinamiam inhabitant - "Alte alter al al alt alterina Alterinam alteri altera"

Translator - "This Alterinamish language is confusing af lmao."
Alterinamish by Alterinam March 20, 2021

Alterinamiam 

Alterinamiam is main land mass that Alterinams reside in. An undisclosed location, it is both hard to find and even harder to recieve citizenship.
Alterinam person: I came from Alteriniamiam!

Person: Oh, the place all the Alterinams reside in!

Alterinam person: Yes, Alterinamiam is the main land mass that Alterinams reside in.
Alterinamiam by Alterinam January 10, 2023

Good Aftering 

A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.
Good Aftering, how was your beauty sleep?
Good Aftering by EndZombBroz January 17, 2023