Alterextion 

Alterextion: is when a man becomes aroused his penis points in instead of out. A hard on that points in. Adverb

prononced- alter-ex-tion

"You call that sex? that was hardly even an "alterextion"

Alterextion by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 12, 2019

Alternatating

Flapping at different moments, but at a fast pace

The boy was doing alternatating flaps

Alternatating by Colin the Caterpillar February 7, 2013

Alternetard 

A person who only listens to music of the Alternative genre.

Me: "I like Alice in Chains"

Alternetard: "They're too metal, nirvana's the only grunge band I like cuz they're the most alternative of the bunch."

Alternetard by Phish sticks January 18, 2011

Alterasta

Similar to Rastafari religion and culture but celebrated with alternative, electric, or rarely house music in place of reggae. General alterasta population still wear the red yellow green and praise Bob Marley.

p1: Were those potheads at the rave rastafarian?

p2: No, they were alterastarian.

Alterasta by alterasta May 9, 2010

Afterstank 

The lingering aroma left behind from a strong force of flatulence. At times, afterstank is known to "follow" the offender.

Even though mom farted over 10 minutes ago, the afterstank is still in her bedroom.

Afterstank by MizWiz April 7, 2010

alterert 

Alteret is a norwegian word used in old days in north Norway.

To be alterert, is to be quite irritated and stated.

person 1: You have been working on the car for 6 hours straight now.

Person 2: yeah, i`m so alterert.

alterert by Jørgine October 17, 2008

alternitastic 

combination of alternative+fantastci=alternitastic

An alternative song (whether it be alternative rock/punk/indie/garage/etc) that is just absolutely fantastic in its own way (alternative way) can also be used to describe a band, singer, any thing relating to the genre alternative music.

that song is so alternitastic, everytime i hear it i just wanna jam out!

alternitastic by girlwithstrangeideas November 4, 2010