Asstat 

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.

"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.

Asstat by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015

astatine 

A highly unstable radioactive element, the heaviest of the halogen series, that resembles iodine in solution. Its longest lived isotope has a mass number of 210 and has a half-life of 8.3 hours.

"Oooh, I made Asta-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*"

astatine by Tarn June 12, 2005

Asstatistic 

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.

Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.

Asstatistic by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

astat 

ASAP + stat = astat

ASAP = As Soon As Possible
stat = immediately, without delay

I need a Wendys double cheeseburger , astat.
Hey bros, we need more attractive women in here, astat.

astat by $uPeR$tEvE_04142011_(0_o)--m|m May 3, 2011

astatard 

someone thats unfunny and misses on every post.

your almost as unfunny as astatard

astatard by Highest Creation In Existence March 9, 2021

Alsatti 

When a man vomits on another man's penish to lick it all up and sword fight with dick cheese afterwards

Me and this dude were doing some kinky shit and then we did the Alsatti

Alsatti by Shakespeare But Alive November 10, 2019

Asstatastic 

An activity that you need to do but u don’t want to do it because it sucks ass or it’s boring.

For example this oil change is so asstatastic I don’t want to do it

Asstatastic by D4ve3 December 1, 2022