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Short for "you already know." Used in Texas slang, it's an affirmation.
Pronounced: "aw reddy" --That cat who said "already" ain't no word is buggin.
--Awwwready. |
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| 2. | I already did | ||
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The single most epic phrase ever to be spoken by a human being. You can't explain I already did or understand it, you can only just simply use it.
I already did is the answer to anything and everything in life like, "why is the sky blue?", "Why do women hate sex?", and "If you had 37 pies, and half of them taste good, how many do you have sex with?" Mom - Your mac and cheese is done
Sal - I ALREADY DID! Shelby and Jody - SAL!!! YOU FAIL! Sal - Creepy ass gingers...I! ALREADY! DID! Mr. Elliot - Okay sal since your talking and know all of this, how do you find out how many moles of Carbon are in a Sodium Nitrate carbon dioxide mix that is 593 grams. Sal - um...first you get the molar mass of.... uhh... I ALREADY DID! Sal - TOUCH MAH BODAY! Daniel - I hate that kid so much! SAM!! Eric - It's Sal! Daniel - SAL or what ever the hell your stupid name is...DIE! Sal- I already did! Ashely - OKAY SAL! first the mangos were from the tree! Second, the guns were from the airplane that crashed on the island! And the baby is there because the chick was pregnate before they got lost on the island! Sal - ....well...I already did... |
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| 3. | you already | ||
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Short for "you already know." Mug 1: Dawg, I was spitting game at this fine ass bittie like all night long but she was NOT feeling your boy.
Mug 2: Heartbreaking, my dude. You won her over with your charm and good looks by the end of the night, though, right? Mug 1: Oh, you already. |
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| 4. | That's already been fucked | ||
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Something that has already been done, said, or thought of and is perpetuated as being original. "I just discovered Ed Hardy--he is such an artist!"
"Dude--that's already been fucked." |
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| 5. | Is it Friday Already? | ||
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Intended to be in the same vain as "That's What She Said", used when someone inadvertently makes a comment that could be interpereted as sexual in nature. The result of which makes it seem as though the speaker embarks on this kind of thing weekly. It originated from the movie "The Usual Suspects" where 5 characters are jailed, and one states after being strip-searched... Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight. Hockney: Is it Friday already? Notable uses.
"Man, you sprayed that shit all over me!" "Hm, is it Friday already?" (While playing Halo) "Damn, man. I got shot by 3 guys at one time." "Oh, is it Friday already?" |
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| 6. | You already snow | ||
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Another way to say the famous line "You already know" A more cool way to say the line, commonly used in new york. Timmy you had a good game, oh "you already snow!"
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| 7. | Painkiller Already | ||
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Painkiller Already, often abbreviated to PKA is a gaming podcast hosted by three gamer YouTubers (WoodysGamertag, WingsofRedemption and Kyle aka FPS Russia). Although it is a gaming podcast, they usually share really interesting stories, talk about current events, movies and other interesting topics. Each week a different guest is invited onto the show. Some notable guests include DeStorm, Harley from EpicMealTime and MMA fighter Joe Lauzon. Me listening to Painkiller Already
-------------------------------------- WoodysGamertag : Hypothetical situation. You're married. You and your wife switch bodies. Would you have sex just to check it out? Guest : Hell yeah I would. Wings : What if she wants anal? /hilarity ensues |
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