Pull an Alphinaud 

To completely abandon Scholar class in FFXIV when Sage releases

Yo bro, I saw the Endwalker expansion trailer and I'm going to pull an Alphinaud for Sage.

Pull an Alphinaud by Green Greens February 7, 2021

Alphonzo 

Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3

Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!

Alphonzo by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016

alphonsine

A smart,strong and kind person understands alot of things,and has alot of friends,they care for people alot.

that girl is so cool she is a alphonsine

alphonsine by lil bxnny August 3, 2021

The Alphonse Dip 

All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.

I gave that wee tart the Alphonse dip last night, she fucking loved it.

The Alphonse Dip by theneshmeister April 10, 2015

Alphonse Elric

1. The younger brother of Edward Elric in the Anime of Fullmetal Alchemist.

2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.

3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!

"Brother, You Retard~!!!"

Alphonse Elric by HagaRen March 8, 2005

alphanubeerical 

The spelling of drunk text messages.

If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.

alphanubeerical by Adam Nault January 12, 2008

Alphana 

Alphana is a man that is a jack of all trades. He is kinda tall, sexy, great in bed, good with his hands, very polite, very mysterious, shy, loving, has a big heart and knows how to be the life of the party, but people also take him serious and will never test him.

If you ever meet Alphana don't let him go.... He is special.

Alphana by cici1991 April 15, 2015