Alphabet soup 

That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)

Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.

Alphabet soup by DancingKali November 6, 2011

Play Alphabet Soup

When a law enforcement agency calls in whatever acronymed agencies they can (FBI, ATF, NSA, etc) in order to sway a case their way or appear to be more powerful than what they actually are.

Officer: We need to get this guy back into our custody.

Sergeant: Play alphabet soup! Call the FBI and the ATF to help us on this raid and get the NSA to spill his call records.

Play Alphabet Soup by JT520 January 22, 2014

Alphabet Soup 

A term used to describe a phenomenon in which letters do not form words. Often occurs during major exams

Noam: dude I failed bio
Ryan: did you experience alphabet soup?

Noam: no I'm stupid

Alphabet Soup by Matt Kim 69 May 15, 2014

Alphabet Soup 

The best soup to ever cure the grumbly in my tumbly

*SLLLUUURRRRPPPP* yum. Now that's good soup

Alphabet Soup by Ashley Kenyeres September 25, 2003

GLBT alphabet soup

Going over-board with adding letters to the traditional "GLBT (Gay/Lesbian/Bi-sexual/Trans)" acronym to attempt to include every non-homophobic possibility. GLBT alphabet soup can become a very long, nonsensical acronym. It becomes nonsensical in that it is redundant. Queer, for example, is a rather broad term that has already been covered by the GLB part of the acronym. Trans-gender and transsexual are close enough to the same thing that it's safe to just refer to those people as "trans". Questioning is ridiculous, because it doesn't take that long to figure out if you're gay or straight. Most people know their sexual orientation at a very young age. Allies shouldn't be included in the acronym because, as much as gays appreciate their support and openness, they simply aren't queer. The whole point of the original GLBT acronym is to have an all-inclusive term to describe queer people, not their fan club. Intersex is too detailed for the acronym; as previously stated, the very purpose of the GLBT acronym is to have a universal, simple term to refer to queer people. There can be more letters added, but the example of the GLBT alphabet soup is enough explanation of the redundancy of this term.

GLBT alphabet soup example (these are not all of the letters that some people use): GLBTIQQA=Gay/Lesbian/Bi-sexual/Transgender/Transsexual/Intersex/Queer/Questioning/Allies

GLBT alphabet soup by (an anonymous mouse) June 28, 2010

alphabet soup 

A various concoction of illegal drugs, taken concurrently, the effects of which cannot be anticipated. A for acid, B for barbiturate, C for coke, D for dope, E for ecstasy, F for fungus, G for GHB, H for heroin etc. etc.

The most hardcore experiences often come when you do not prepare the soup yourself.

Man, he was just freakin' out - like he'd had an alphabet soup or somethin.

alphabet soup by darxyde April 29, 2004

alphabet soup 

While performing cunnilingus, the male simulates all 26 letters of the alphabet on the labia/clitoral area of the female. It is customary to repeat certain letters such as "M", "O" and "Z".

I fed my girlfriend Donna a bowl of alphabet soup last night. She came 4 times!!

alphabet soup by Jopey January 20, 2006