A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.
Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!
by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003
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exerting dominance, alpha status over another.
that wanna-be-gangstah-leadah rode me hard out on the street corner. Just to alpha-bet-ize his status he did this. He can't spell, but he knows damn well how to push and pull his social skills.
by deal April 06, 2006