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5.
The best soup to ever cure the grumbly in my tumbly
*SLLLUUURRRRPPPP* yum. Now that's good soup
by Ashley Kenyeres September 25, 2003
 
1.
A term used to describe a phenomenon in which letters do not form words. Often occurs during major exams
Noam: dude I failed bio
Ryan: did you experience alphabet soup?

Noam: no I'm stupid
by Matt Kim 69 May 15, 2014
 
2.
A various concoction of illegal drugs, taken concurrently, the effects of which cannot be anticipated. A for acid, B for barbiturate, C for coke, D for dope, E for ecstasy, F for fungus, G for GHB, H for heroin etc. etc.

The most hardcore experiences often come when you do not prepare the soup yourself.
Man, he was just freakin' out - like he'd had an alphabet soup or somethin.
by darxyde April 29, 2004
 
3.
When you get a report card with a mixture of Good and Bad Grades.
John: Hey, look at my report card!
George: Wow, that's some serious alphabet soup you got going there.
by CampusColt76 October 20, 2011
 
4.
That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)
Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.
by DancingKali May 31, 2011
 
6.
A game played while eating out a woman. The tounge user spells out words with their tounge and the woman has to try and guess the word. There is usually a prize consisting of a sexual favor from the looser to the winner.
"Last Night we played alphabet soup and my girlfriend lost. i was a very happy man."
by Wilkmeister69 March 11, 2009
 
7.
While performing cunnilingus, the male simulates all 26 letters of the alphabet on the labia/clitoral area of the female. It is customary to repeat certain letters such as "M", "O" and "Z".
I fed my girlfriend Donna a bowl of alphabet soup last night. She came 4 times!!
by Jopey January 18, 2006