Like a real dictator, some megalomaniac who thinks he has some special right to run the show. Has only as much power as people give him in their minds. You choose to obey him, he has power. You choose not to, he has nothing.
An alpha male can be punched in the face with no penalty, because he has no real power.
by I wanna riot!!!!!!!! December 09, 2008
A domineering and aggressive male. Instinctually forces his will upon other males and females to get his way through any means necessary, including violence. Unhibited and primitive.
Have you seen the way the boss runs the show...he's definitely an alpha male.
by iceveiled June 30, 2006
1) noun Top Dog
2) verb To bend somone over and hump the crap out of them while screaming, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!" . (usually with clothes on, unless.... you get lucky. wink)
3) verb For a guy half-nelsons another guy and proceedes to hump vigorously while screaming "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"
1) Sammy is the Alpha-male.
2) Taylor bent Sammy over a table, alpha-maled him, and yelled, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE."
3) Sammy turned around and got Taylor into a half-nelson, failed, and was alpha-maled by Taylor who screamed, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE" ... again. ugh
by Sammy & Taylor & Theatre Dep February 13, 2008
1. The (male) leader of a pack, usually earned his place through instilling fear in others. The pack is usually smarter than the alpha male, but is more afraid to have him as an enemy than a friend. Through evolution, however, the original alpha male behavior is becoming different; what was once fear of the leader himself, has now become fear of whatever the alpha male considers a threat to him. Despite the rank or power the alpha male may achieve through his methods in society, it is still a primitive role to have, due to the selfish nature of his life. Rest assured, if the pack ever had the chance, they would probably remove his role from their society without hesitation.

2. The dudes that pick who they want on their shitty teams in gym class. Arch nemesis of the nerd-people.
1. President Bush is an alpha male, if you know what I mean.
2. Greg, the alpha male, picked Scott for his dodgeball team; everyone thinks it's because Scott is well-built, but really Greg is just a closet homosexual and will jerk off to a picture he has of Scott when he gets home. He will then watch Sex in the City and drink cranberry juice.
by Douglas Young September 23, 2007
"The leader of the pack, the one who feeds first, and an individual who is capable of flexing on anybody at anytime."

Quite often the alpha male of the group is an individual whom goes by Adam.

Additionally, individuals who partake in the "Kipen-Body-X" workouts generally prevail as the alpha male of the group.
Man grunts in the gym are a form of Alpha Male activity
by The Alpha Male of GR April 18, 2010
One who leads the pack in a positive fashion
Nathan Buckley captain of the Collingwood Magpies in the AFL is a perfect example of an Alpha Male. Leads the so called Collingwood nuff nuffs with pride...Up the Mighty Magpies
by pieguy June 13, 2006
Those who are born feeling that the world just "isn't right" and it's their job to make it right. Will do anything to gain control of people and bend them to their will. Forces ideologies on all people, friend and foe, domestic and foreign.
Has no sense of reasoning except rationalization, which may you note is coming up with reasons after-the-fact. Completely and totally reactionary.
World renowned for creating illth (in place of wealth) and convincing people there is really wealth.
Usually identifiable by their ape-like complexion and ape-like actions. (They're a regressive force in evolution - things always flow both ways)
Stereotypically, what every marine wants to be.
The alpha maleseat first: the runts of the litter get whatever is left over.
by crowley unincarnate January 22, 2005

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.