alphabite 

The alphabite is the best bite of a meal or snack. The meal or snack is usually composed of numerous different ingredients and textures, allowing for variability in taste from one mouthful to the next. Thus, some bites are better than others and there is a particular mouthful that is superior to the rest. This superior mouthful is known as the 'alphabite.'

When eating a sandwich with crust, for instance, the alphabite could be considered the middle portion of the sandwich where you get to eat 100% meat/cheese/softbread/dressings. No crust. Thus, the 'alphabite.'

The 'alphabite' of a cookie may be the place on the cookie where multiple chocolate chips have gathered, thus giving you a high chocolate-to-dough ratio in that area of the cookie, leading to the 'alphabite', or best bite of that particular cookie.

The place on a slice of pizza where three pepperoni got stuck together resting atop an entire sundried tomato would be the location of an 'alphabite.' and so on...

alphabite by richard bullard barnes July 26, 2010

AlphaBitch

She thinks she is one hell of a gal. She thinks she rules it all. No one can bring her down because in her mind she never loses or is ever wrong. She fights dirty and cheats to win. She will disown family, friendship and any intimate relationship to be selfish. Often found on the internet where she can hide the truth and hold multiple relations at once. Majority of the time, AlphaBitch is melodramatic. You will need psychic or psychological skills to truly understand her.

Also goes by nicknames of Alpha, Alphalicious, Mrs. Kickass.

AlphaBitch is a fake, manipulative, selfish and lonely female who manipulates situations and people to get what she wants.

AlphaBitch by tmutopcat January 5, 2011

Alphabits 

Alphabits is a cereal that is shaped like alphatbet letters and quite possibly the worst cereal ever created. Alphabits is like what would happen if you took a 60 year old cheerio and dunked it in the toilet and rubbed it in a fat man's underwear. Alphabits just looks like one of those rip-off cereal brands (which it pretty much is) that tastes like a gigantic turd. Just dont buy Alphabits... you will want your $4.00 back. You may die by implosion from eating this ceral.

Boy 1: "He look a new a cereal called Alphabits!"

Boy 2: "NO DONT EAT TH--"

*KABOOM*

Alphabits by maxatron July 30, 2009

AlphaBitch

1. A female that gets off on being a bitch to everyone.

2. A woman who everyone finds bossy and overbearing.

3. A chick that's freakin' pushy and needs a good cock sandwich; or strap-on treatment.

Janie's getting on everyone's nerves. Seriously, what the fuck?
-That's all right. She's an AlphaBitch so what do you expect?

AlphaBitch by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011

Alphabics

Some retard who is a squeaker

That alphabics is so retarded

Alphabics by Peculate October 11, 2018

AlphaBitch

One hell of a gal. She rules it all. No one can bring her down and anyone who tries gets taken out in the process. She doesn't fight dirty though. All's fair in a war with her, but you better come armed with some serious intelligence or you won't stand a chance.

AlphaBitch is a born leader.

AlphaBitch by Alphalicious November 10, 2009

alphabitize 

the art of trying to spell or make a shape of something with cereal and milk in a bowl. Usually results in failure and consumption.

Mikey: Dude, check it out. I alphabitized something.
Davey: You lie, fool. Let me see.
Mikey: Go ahead.
Davey: Those are Cheerios, idiot.
Mikey: Shaped like your mom's vagina after last night!

alphabitize by cork1357 July 6, 2008