Top Definition
To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.
1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"
by Bag-le-douche November 11, 2007

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