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15.
1) noun Top Dog
2) verb To bend somone over and hump the crap out of them while screaming, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!" . (usually with clothes on, unless.... you get lucky. wink)
3) verb For a guy half-nelsons another guy and proceedes to hump vigorously while screaming "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"
1) Sammy is the Alpha-male.
2) Taylor bent Sammy over a table, alpha-maled him, and yelled, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE."
3) Sammy turned around and got Taylor into a half-nelson, failed, and was alpha-maled by Taylor who screamed, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE" ... again. ugh
by Sammy & Taylor & Theatre Dep February 13, 2008
 
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1. The (male) leader of a pack, usually earned his place through instilling fear in others. The pack is usually smarter than the alpha male, but is more afraid to have him as an enemy than a friend. Through evolution, however, the original alpha male behavior is becoming different; what was once fear of the leader himself, has now become fear of whatever the alpha male considers a threat to him. Despite the rank or power the alpha male may achieve through his methods in society, it is still a primitive role to have, due to the selfish nature of his life. Rest assured, if the pack ever had the chance, they would probably remove his role from their society without hesitation.

2. The dudes that pick who they want on their shitty teams in gym class. Arch nemesis of the nerd-people.
1. President Bush is an alpha male, if you know what I mean.
2. Greg, the alpha male, picked Scott for his dodgeball team; everyone thinks it's because Scott is well-built, but really Greg is just a closet homosexual and will jerk off to a picture he has of Scott when he gets home. He will then watch Sex in the City and drink cranberry juice.
by Douglas Young September 23, 2007
 
17.
"The leader of the pack, the one who feeds first, and an individual who is capable of flexing on anybody at anytime."

Quite often the alpha male of the group is an individual whom goes by Adam.

Additionally, individuals who partake in the "Kipen-Body-X" workouts generally prevail as the alpha male of the group.
Man grunts in the gym are a form of Alpha Male activity
by The Alpha Male of GR April 18, 2010
 
18.
One who leads the pack in a positive fashion
Nathan Buckley captain of the Collingwood Magpies in the AFL is a perfect example of an Alpha Male. Leads the so called Collingwood nuff nuffs with pride...Up the Mighty Magpies
by pieguy June 13, 2006
 
19.
Those who are born feeling that the world just "isn't right" and it's their job to make it right. Will do anything to gain control of people and bend them to their will. Forces ideologies on all people, friend and foe, domestic and foreign.
Has no sense of reasoning except rationalization, which may you note is coming up with reasons after-the-fact. Completely and totally reactionary.
World renowned for creating illth (in place of wealth) and convincing people there is really wealth.
Usually identifiable by their ape-like complexion and ape-like actions. (They're a regressive force in evolution - things always flow both ways)
Stereotypically, what every marine wants to be.
The alpha maleseat first: the runts of the litter get whatever is left over.
by crowley unincarnate January 22, 2005
 
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Many people beleive an Alpha Male is a man who is the leader of a pack, dominant, or an agressive male. Fuck these stone age definitions. I will define a true ALPHA MALE in modern society, simply in three parts:

1. A known statistic today is, for every 1 male who has sex there are 2 women having sex, the reason for this statistic is becuase alpha males are the ones who are having all sex, while Beta males sit on the side lines watch this happen.

2. Modern Alpha males dictate their own reality, Alpha's effortlessly change brain patterns of poeple around them,women and men around alpha's feel their strong character and charisma and naturally gravitate and follow thier leadership skills, this is why women beleive everything we say is knowledgable or humerous and subconsiously fall into our laps.

3. Alpha's are frequenlty being considered self-centered assholes. However this could not be further from the truth. We as Alpha males do not cater or sympathize to emtional garbage from insecure women and Beta males, that is not a part of our reality. We see situations in life as our personal stage and have full knowledge and understanding that we control the reality around us, there for the ladys will always have sex with us and the guys will always want to be us.
Becuase I am an Alpha Male I can make friends with lots of women and have sex with all of them and not one of the women would feel devalued or any less of a friend to me
by Bank$$$ November 18, 2007
 
21.
Complete dickhead who steals your girls, brags, cheats in games.

everyone treats them like a god

always in best position in games cos he cheats

usually spoiled rotten so they can show off their stuff to everyone.

lot of the time a jerk.

EVERYONE AGREES WITH HIM
Alpha Male: im not out the spinner didnt land on me.

Everyone: yeah it totally landed there (even tho they know hes out
by ih8schoolsomuch January 17, 2012