Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.
2) verb To bend somone over and hump the crap out of them while screaming, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!" . (usually with clothes on, unless.... you get lucky. wink)
3) verb For a guy half-nelsons another guy and proceedes to hump vigorously while screaming "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"
2) Taylor bent Sammy over a table, alpha-maled him, and yelled, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE."
3) Sammy turned around and got Taylor into a half-nelson, failed, and was alpha-maled by Taylor who screamed, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE" ... again. ugh