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1.
country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.
alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.
by alpacastan August 31, 2010
 
2.
Full name: Democratic Isllama Republic of Alpacastan
Chain of Power- Eternal Leader, Mohammad Jahar bin Alpaca, Supreme Leader, President, Chairman of Gurbanguly Party
Political Parties: The one legal Political Party is the Gurbanguly Party
Location: Caspian Sea

Military: Alpacan Guard National Army
Population: 765,000
Celebrities from Alpacastan: Gurbanguly mas Presidents Day, Jahar Abdu, Hiraldo.
Long Live the Present, The Republic, and Muhammad, Long Live Beautiful Alpacastan