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CPR Alpacas 

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.
Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!
CPR Alpacas by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

go alpacas 

"im a go alpacas on you"
go alpacas by alpacas girl August 17, 2008

shave the alpacas 

An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!
Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl
shave the alpacas by OA-arizona March 10, 2017

Apocolyptic alpacas

Death metal band formed in linthwaite mad out of children
Me: Yo did you know I'm in a band
Friend: Sick dude, what's the name
Me: Apocolyptic alpacas
Apocolyptic alpacas by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

Apocolyptic alpacas

A metal band formed in linthwaite made of two children
I'm in a band called apocolyptic alpacas
Apocolyptic alpacas by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

Alpacanap 

When you steal an Alpaca it's alpaca-nap.
Police: Oh, hello mads you're under arrest for alpacanap.

Mads: but the alpaca is fluffy :'(
Alpacanap by Themadmorris October 21, 2019