|43.||The Sorority Girl Effect|
Under the influence of alcohol, the "cheerleader effect" becomes the "sorority girl effect." Fraternity brothers suffer the worst from this form of the "cheerleader effect."
Buzzed Independent: "Trust me, those girls look hot together, but it's just the sorority girl effect. The one on the left is fat, the second bleached the shit out of her hair, the third has blown ever guy hear already, and the one on the right has the biggest fake bake of all time."
Plastered Fraternity Brother: "They're so haaawt, Imma get it in the ham wallet tonight"
Buzzed Independent: "...and they're all wearing north face jackets"
usually blonde , good kisser , has big tits , really hot , has a ba donk a dork , can carry her alcohol , great personality, looks good in a swim suit , is a hard ass when it comes to fighting , and is very sexual
caroleanne looks so hot in that swim suit
The feeling you get usually within hours, and sometimes the next day after eating McDonald's. Feelings of extreme stomach pains, sharpness, bloating, headaches, diarrhea, and if you are lucky, anal leakage.
It is not uncommon to go to the bathroom several times after eating McDonald's to go poop. The poop is usually black or greenish.
Ohh man I was in the bathroom 4 times the past hour, damn McDonalds Hangover. I will never eat there again.
Similar to a alochol related hangover you will eat at McDonald's the next week.
Cocktail developed in the early 21st century in the city of New Orleans, comprising High Life and whiskey or bourbon.
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Paco: Gentlemen, I'm going to prepare a cocktail.
Juanito: Make it a HoHo, fool.
Bon'Quisha: I desire the HoHo to get me fucked up in the morning.
THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.
HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.
The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.
Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:
Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)
A state of mind caused by an enormouse amount of alochol. Indicated by the inability to speak and walk. High chances of getting dry humped and goes around declaring that everyone is their best-friend. Results in hangover, memory loss and shame.
Bitch!, you got so Eva'd last night during after grad.