I have come to defend the youth of America. The only kids that watch MTV are completely retarted. Anyone with half a brain mocks them. Most kids at my school realize that MTV has almost ruined music for good. HOWEVER, there are the retards that like MTV for the " toddef flippin' sweet" shows such as Parental Control and TRL, which are the worst two shows of all time.
MTV is the reason for eating disorders. They almost say that it is a good thing! Fuck MTV! Lets all boycott MTV!
|30.||Vienna Bus Stop|
1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket).
2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts.
3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines.
1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank
"No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve
2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred
"Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha
*This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled.
3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven
"I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson
"A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven
"Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand
"I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia
"Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand
Something almost gay, or nearly homothug.
The new Justin Timberlake's song is pretty accattivante.
1: a: A gay man who acts heterosexual and has leftist leanings b: A gay man who acts heterosexual, usually communist or socialist, with the attitude of an elitest
Man 1: Dude! I totally banged this hot guy today. But, he was talking about state ownership and all of this weird shit...
Man 2: Did he act really fruity?
Man 1: No, he acted almost straight...
Man 2: Dude! You totally banged a demogorgon!
Man 1: Did I, man? Awesome
A game where people shoot mil-sim guns at each other pretending like they're in the military. typically these people dress up in camo and play who knows where because no one wants to lose money on opening up an airsoft field. airsoft guns have to have a higher velocity because even still you cannot feel it. airsofters play airsoft because their guns "look more realererer then teh ghey paintball pansy guns" when in reality paintball guns are not pansy guns.. paintballs hurt more... if you play airsoft and say paintball is gay, that officially makes you a fag. paintball is overall more fast paced, fun, and requires more overall skill and stamina than airsoft. i dont carry a 50lb ruck on my back.. you know why? because i'm not a dumbass and i dont play airsoft..
dude: hey, we're gonna play airsoft in my backyard today, wanna play?
guy: didnt we do that when we were like 7 with "real looking guns" and yell "bang you're dead" at each other
dude: no, airsoft has teh 1337 pelletz that roxorz joor face off!
airsofters cannot take the pain of a paintball.. which is why they need airsoft and real looking guns "if only real looking guns had an orange tip" to make them feel like they hold some kind of importance in society and to make them feel better about their rice sized penis...
"i played airsoft once.. i almost got shot by a cop.. apparently my replica m16a1 with a blaze orange tip looked WAYYY to real for him."
"sweet... you're gay"
"An overly gay appearing chav"
Most waftys are male and can be easily distinguished from the general chav crowd by a variety of combinations of the following:
- Spend far too long worried about their appearance, this is usually extremely obvious in the long hair which has been styled into a rather feminine or ott style.
- They usually appear in pink t-shirts or shirts (these may or may not seem to be slightly small)
- Most wafties wear jeans (although not all jean wearing people are wafties :P)
- The majority of wafties see themselves as great footballers (whether they are or not)
- Wafties will attempt to "big themselves up" to look tougher than they really are.
- They seem to have unbelievably fit girlfriends but who are also unbelievably "blonde"
---Distinguishments from a Chav---
- A male chav will almost never wear pink (see chav definitions)
- Chavs mostly travel in herds (lots of them with lots of wool between the ears) whilst wafties are mostly found in groups of 2 or 3 at most (other than when they are attempting to play football)
Put simplya wafty is A chav that appears gay (but may not be)
The overwhelmingly pungent vapor of cologne that emanates from a crowd of gay men.
I got stuck in an elevator with these guys in Chelsea and was almost suffocated by the fag fog.