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Walmart alumni 

People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.
Bet you half those fans are Walmart alumni.
Walmart alumni by automaticwpn December 19, 2010
A pompous word used to describe people that once belonged to some institution.
I'm meeting with my fellow alumni tonight
What the fucks an alumni?
Someone that went to where I went
then why cant you just say that you fucktard
alumni by lolzchrizzle November 5, 2006
A former student, member, employee, either male or female, of a school, college, university, institute.
Alumni is Plural.
Alumnus is Singular for male alumni and Alumni (yes, Alumni) is Plural.
Alumna is Singular for female alumni and Alumnae is Plural.
A seminar is held by alumni at our college to guide freshers in their career.
Alumni by B Nikunj October 16, 2011

Late Night Alumni 

A GREAT band consisting of lead singer Becky Jean Williams, John Hancock, Finn Bjarson and Ryan Raddon (who is also Kaskade).

Their style is considered unique and it's hard to accurately describe it. It is defined as house, while they mix electronic sounds with strings and a soft, trance-like, almost eerie and haunting voice from Williams. Their newest album Haunted is mainly composed of songs that are just that.. haunting.

The lyrics can be romantic but mainly are about anything and every little thing of life, as well as more serious issues such as not giving up hope and overcoming adversity.

The songs themselves aren't just a pure genre but is a mix between electronica, house, dance, trance, lounge, progressive, etc.
They are often described as really chill and downtempo, not the kind of songs you fist-pump to.
They compose the kind of songs that you "feel" not just "listen" to. It creates an atmosphere that is somewhat eerie but soothing and almost peaceful and spiritual.
LNA got a major popularity boost by well recognised Youtube make-up artist Michelle Phan who did the make-up for Williams in their "Finally Found" music video.
I cannot stop listening to Late Night Alumni, and I can't bring myself to listen to any other artist.
Their songs seem to have a very personal and emotional effect on me.

I'd also support them if they became mega-famous, because all I want for them is the success that they deserve.
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Alumnistalgia 

I joined Facebook because Classmates.com made me pay to satisfy my alumnistalgia.

retail alumni 

A fan of a college or university's sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.
Steve is a retail alumni for Alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.
retail alumni by fuzzygreysocks March 29, 2010