allen: youre the dumbest bitch ever. I dont want to talk to you. leave me the fuck alone.
you: whoa man. calm down.
allen: blahueeukxmn f2xiuhnqihrc!
(allen goes home and cries himself to sleep because he is such a huge loser)
“I just talked to Allen, now I feel like I can sleep soundly knowing that he’s okay.”
-"Ohh that's Allen."
Dude 2: But dude, IT IS WORTH MILLIONS!!!
Dumb unlucky B***H 1: Man im sure his Allen cum hit me on the left side, im so F***ed for the rest of my life!!!
Dumb unlucky B***H 2: Well damn girl, this n***a must be shootin unlucky shots wit everybody!!
Alien 1: (In weird ass alien talk) I wonder who created us with these big ass penises with ALLEN tatooed on them??
Alien 2: Your an idiot.........
Black Allen: My muh f'n penis is big as shit!!!
Asian Allen: I not so lucky fren, but it still maka dem cum.