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Chinesium alloy

The materials (generally metals but also parts such as gears, springs, screws, electronics, woods etc) used in manufactoring products made in China. Which vary in performance/quality due to disreputable quality control. Which in turn, leads to the same products potentially being different, and in rare cases, even dodgy.
"I don't understand! We have the exact same gel blasters, why is yours better than mine?"

"Chinesium Alloy mate."

"Fucking budget cuts!"

- Two Aussies in a backyard in Queensland.

"I didn't trust guitars made in china 10 years ago, Chinesium alloy was a major factor back then. Good thing it's changed now."

"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must be the chinesium alloy."
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kbt alloy 

The soul of Sergio Manuel Rivera./AKA/ The devil.
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He is so fit, thats what you call an alboy.
alboy by Sexycunt August 15, 2004
A metal with other substances added to reduce cost and add strength.
Bronze is an alloy of tin and copper.
Alloy by Melanie November 4, 2003
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teen girl- omg i got my alloy magazine today
teen guy- who fucking cares
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alloysexual 

yo im alloysexual stop showing me steel and bronze
*shows a picture of steel*
*moan*