|29.||jizzle on a muffin|
When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.
I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...
Person who works in a financial services cost centre. They dream of running a hedge fund and believe they are smarter than everyone else. They work no more than 35 hours per week, their bonuses come in the form of pastries. Term was developed by myself in response to Rajesh's cringing at the term Back Office Monkey. It is believed that Rajesh was quite hirsute and took the term personally
Jagov - Look at the BOMs gather round the doughnut box, its a shame I'll have to give half of them pink slips tomorrow. I just hired a fellow from Bangalore who can make them all redundant and he doesnt mind day old pastries.
n. comes from the brown hair around a persons asshole which resembles a hurricane; swirling curly hair around an asshole.
Man I had to pull out the weed-eater on that girls brown hurricane last night, I couldn't fight through the forest all by myself!
Emo sewer is a word to describe anything that is negative or incredibly horrific.
It origninated from "emosewa" which is "awesome" backwards.
"Dude, Dashboard Confessional is such a great band!"
"Fuck that emo sewer bullshit."
"Hey man, I've got this cool new phrase! It's 'emo sewer'! I made it up all by myself."
"Fuck no you didn't, Rizzo did!"
A sub-category of poser.
A very shallow female who is only a fan of someone or something (an actor/band/athlete) because she wants to stare at cute guys and she dreams about having sex with them. You can spot a fan girl on the internet by reading what she posts on websites:
OMG orlando bloom is sooo freakin hawt!!! I want to have his baby!!! *squeal*
To view comments made by real fan girls, click on the following:
orlando bloom brad pitt billie joe armstrong leonardo dicaprio
Since the dawn of time, fan girls have been loathed by true fans (myself included). It's okay if you think someone is "sexxxy", just don't share it with me!
Half the people who go to Green Day concerts these days are fangirls who never heard of them until months ago. HE'S MARRIED! GET OVER IT!
A comment to all the fan girls reading this: Don't worry, I'm sure SOMEONE will have you.....(heh).
*After watching THE LORD OF THE RINGS*
My friend: OMG!!! Legolas is sooooo damn sexy!!! I'm going to go home and make love to his picture (again)!Lololol!!!
Me: But how do you feel about the deeper meaning behind the plot?
My friend: Don't tell me you actually paid attention to all that filler stuff about a ring!
The next level of "ownage" that comes after being "pwned." Can be used in everyday life, but more likely in the online world.
Player 1: Dude, I just totally pwned that noob in Halo 2.
Player 2: Yea, well I just bwned the rest of his teammates all by myself.
Tre Cool, born Frank Edwin Wright III, is best known as the drummer of Green Day. He was in a band called the Lookouts at age 12 and was given his nickname by Lawrence Livermore - the owner of Lookout Records.
He wasn't the originl drummer for Green Day. The phrase "who the fuck is tré cool" comes from a time shortly after he joined Green Day and fans wondered who the new drummer was.
Tré has two children - Frankito and Ramona. He has been married and divorced twice.
He is the wacky member of Green Day apparently due to "all the drumming". He likes to dress up in drag hence the video for Holiday.
He has written 4 songs all by himself - Dominated Love Slave (Kerplunk), Like A Rat Does Cheese (non-album track), All By Myself (Hidden song on Dookie) and DUI (non-album track).
"I didn't understand what Billie just said so I'm gonna talk about chickens"
"Dogs are gonna take over the world - it's a little known fact, kinda like the Bible or something"
"I can suck my own!"
"I'm a haemophiliac, necrophiliac, I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses. I exhume their graves and fiddle about"